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Dear All,<br>
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In advance of this evening's celebration of Anglo-Scottish relations
it appears that random checking of offices is required to ensure we
uphold our equality and diversity charter.<br>
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The inspectors will be looking for memorabilia from Wembley 1977 -
pieces of crossbar, corner flags, photographs of the events, lost
English footballers, etc. Should suspicions be raised the inspection
may need to widen to look for sections of Wembley turf in staff
gardens.<br>
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Anyone found contravening the charter will be required to wear the
shirt of the opposing team to work for a period of 2 weeks.<br>
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Regards,<br>
<br>
Rob<br>
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Professor Robert Martin,<br>
Head of Department,<br>
Department of Physics, University of Strathclyde, John Anderson
Building, Glasgow, UK, G4 0NG<br>
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tel: 0141-548-3132 (secretary) / 3466 (direct) <br>
fax: 0141-552-2891<br>
e-mail: <a href="mailto:r.w.martin@strath.ac.uk">r.w.martin@strath.ac.uk</a><br>
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The Department is a partner in SUPA, the Scottish Universities
Physics Alliance <br>
The University of Strathclyde is a charitable body, registered
in Scotland, number SC015263<br>
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